house hold appliance

BE WARNED THIS IS NO ORDINARY SKY REMOTE THIS REMOTE HAS AN EVIL PRESSENCE THIS REMOTE HAS CHANGED LIVES FOREVER USE WITH CARE

my house hold appliance is a sky remote controll and i am going to make it entertaining. on a normal sky remorte you have the tv button which lets you choose from normal tv to sky tv the power button at top right turns the sky box on the fouyr arrows let you browse around the other channels without changing channels the pause and play button lets you pause live tv and plays tv the 4 buttons red green yellow and blue the red button lets you go interactive and play games not sure what the other three do tho. and the numbers let you pick the channel number.

the new sky remote that i ahve created will be more better and entertaining.. the tv button will turn the tv on and off the power button will turn on any electrical appliance that its pointed at for example point it at CD palyer the cd player will turn on. the big sky sign one press and big flashing lights like police lights will appear the four buttons the red button will let you record any program on any channel the green button will let you play games their is 50 diffrent games for you to choose from the yellow button lets you send emails and the blue button lets you play music. the buttons with the numbers 1234567890 on allow you to choose channel but also allow you to play any type of music that yoo likel.

about me

my name is michael i live in preston up ashton i am currently at uclan taking a computing course at foundation level. i am a big sports fan i like all kind of sports football hockey basketball...etc my fav is football LIVERPOOL FC bin a supporter since i was 3 or 4 years old my top 5 palyers at the club are Fernando Torres Steven Gerrard Janie Carragher Jose Renia and Dan Agger i have only bin to Anfield 5 times and they where agenst Derby which we won 6-0 Torres and Alonse both got two goals each ryan babel got his 1st goal for liverpool and voronin the 2nd was vs Tottenham which we drew 2-2 the 3rd was vs Luton town in the FA cup which we won 5-0 steven gerrard scored a hat trick and it was Jamie carragers 500 game the 4th was in the champions league vs standar leeige a belguim team we won 1-0 dirk kuyt scored in the 2nd half of extra time nd the last game was vs stoke which was 0-0. i like all kind of films i will watch most kind of films horror action comedy thriller my fav film is Halloween i play a lot of computer games the most games i play on are fifa pro evo wwe smackdown vs raw metal gear solid resident evil and many more. before i came to uclan i was at preston college for 4 years studying ICT in the 4 years i learned all about spreadsheets databases and the diffrent types of software while i was at college i made a lot of good freinds called fazal munayam muqtar maje rahil azam sean green matt briley and a few others. their was some really good times at college and a some really great memories E.G. faz and muqtar where winding each other up and faz said i was your god so muqtar came out and said if your a god then im a goddess and another was when we was on the football pitch playing football their was me muqtar faz and some called munawar malik we call him RAT and we was playing cuppies and i was threw while muqtar and faz where still trying to score it went to pens and faz scored and muqtar had to score he had his saved and faz was screaming im takin you on. i like stand up comedy i like comedians like lee evans and al murry i would like to go and see them live because they really funny. i play football a lot on friday nights i play with some guys from where i work which is at james hall and co its across from west veiw lesiure. i work anly in fridays and saturdays its really a boring job i just stack crates.