house hold appliance

BE WARNED THIS IS NO ORDINARY SKY REMOTE THIS REMOTE HAS AN EVIL PRESSENCE THIS REMOTE HAS CHANGED LIVES FOREVER USE WITH CARE

my house hold appliance is a sky remote controll and i am going to make it entertaining. on a normal sky remorte you have the tv button which lets you choose from normal tv to sky tv the power button at top right turns the sky box on the fouyr arrows let you browse around the other channels without changing channels the pause and play button lets you pause live tv and plays tv the 4 buttons red green yellow and blue the red button lets you go interactive and play games not sure what the other three do tho. and the numbers let you pick the channel number.

the new sky remote that i ahve created will be more better and entertaining.. the tv button will turn the tv on and off the power button will turn on any electrical appliance that its pointed at for example point it at CD palyer the cd player will turn on. the big sky sign one press and big flashing lights like police lights will appear the four buttons the red button will let you record any program on any channel the green button will let you play games their is 50 diffrent games for you to choose from the yellow button lets you send emails and the blue button lets you play music. the buttons with the numbers 1234567890 on allow you to choose channel but also allow you to play any type of music that yoo likel.